skylark913 | meme, because I'm bored

If I were a month, I'd be: May.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 13:00.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Mercury.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: An otter.
If I were a direction, I'd be: East.
If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Gandhi.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: a river.
If I were a tree, I'd be: a willow.
If I were a bird, I'd be: skylark
If I were a tool, I'd be: a rachet.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: tiger lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: hot air with cool breezes and cool grass and a few clouds.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a dragon.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a marimba
If I were an animal, I'd be: a wildcat
If I were a color, I'd be: green.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: SPAZ!!! (does that count?)
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a carrot
If I were a fruit, I'd be: Daniel (just kidding! I'd be a peach).
If I were a sound, I'd be: thunder
If I were an element, I'd be: K (potassium goes BOOM!)
If I were a car, I'd be: solar powered. I can't afford gas money to go all over campus.
If I were a song, I'd be: "Maedchen Lach Doch Mal"
If I were a movie, I'd be: Spanglish (for serious. Mom just about killed Dad and I when we went to go see it)
If I were a book, I'd be: Ender's Game
If I were a food, I'd be: sushi, any kind
If I were a dessert, I'd be: pudding
If I were a place, I'd be: Stonehenge.
If I were a material, I'd be: flannel.
If I were a taste, I'd be: bittersweet.
If I were a scent, I'd be: the smell durign a good spring rain, clean
If I were a religion, I'd be: pagan.
If I were a word, I'd be: die Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung
If I were an object, I'd be: following the verb.
If I were a body part, I'd be: the shoulder blades
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: excited!.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Deutsch
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Fry.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: dodecahedron.
If I were a number, I'd be: 42. I am the answer!